Total Medals Earned: 333 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,970 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/500 points)
Complete 5 levels
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/395 points)
Finished Level 1
Finished Level 2
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!